The New Moon
Nothing at all. The lit face is turned away from us and the Moon sits in the same part of the sky as the Sun.
Where to look: Rises at about sunrise and sets at about sunset — above you all day, lost in the glare the whole time.
The new moon is the only phase nobody has ever seen, and the only one you can be certain about without looking: it is not a faint moon, it is the far side being sunlit instead of ours. Twice a year or so the alignment is exact enough that the Moon crosses the Sun's face and the invisible phase becomes the most dramatic thing in the sky.
Commonly muddled: A thin crescent low in the west after sunset is not a new moon. That is a day or two later, and the distinction is the whole basis of several calendars.